We make an effort to review as many submissions as possible, but we cannot always accept every submission.

1. When submitting, please provide an accurate and grammatically correct title and description for your link ( Roughly translated: PLEASE CHECK YOUR FUCKING SUBMISSIONS FOR FUCKING SPELLING MISTAKES AS I CAN'T BE FUCKING ARSED TO CHANGE THEM MYSELF )
2. Please use a valid E-mail address, as you will need to confirm it before your link is accepted. If you can't be bothered to use a valid E-mail, then I might not be bothered about approving your link.
3. The title and description should reflect the content that a user would find on your site.
4. Your site should not over-use popups, or attempt to install any software on the users computer. The odd peel ad or IM pop-up is acceptable, but when you get popunders and full page ads in your fucking face on EVERY fucking link you click on, it just takes the fucking piss. 
5. Your site should be complete with all links working, and with a generous amount of content.
6. If your site is new, please consider making sure it is both complete and worthwhile to a potential user before submitting to the directory.
7. ENGLISH SITES PREFERRED ( If site is in any other language, and providing it is an adult site, a seperate non-english sub category will be created within the appropriate category, and link will be added there ).
8. ADULT SITES ONLY. If your site is not adult orientated, it WILL NOT be accepted. Exactly what part of ADULT ONLY do some fucking idiots not understand???????? I mean, for fucks sake, what porn surfer is going to be interested in fucking wedding dresses, bubblewrap, handbags etc. etc.??
9. NO REDIRECTS
10. NO BESTIALITY
11. NO INCEST
12. **ATTENTION PAEDOPHILES**  Feel free to submit your child pornography sites to my directory. They will NEVER be accepted, but I will gladly pass over your details to the relevant authorities, you sick twisted pieces of lowlife scumbag shit.

 Thanks so much for your quality submission!